more or less lesbian

this is my sad face for when Joey forgets that we promised to make a child together.

moreorlesslebian:

phyllidiafeatherbottom:

moreorlesslebian:

phyllidiafeatherbottom:

moreorlesslebian ha risposto al tuo post : You would be a lot hotter if you didn’t wear clothes at all.

you would be a lot hotter if you slathered yourself in mayo.

oh my god slather cannot be a word. holyshit.

slather (verb): to spread or apply thickly and lavishly.

well slap my ass and call me susan

you know how I just can’t resist the male posterior. especially your rumpus.

my ass is pretty fresh

I’m having a seizure I’m so grossed out by that. sometimes our friendship crosses the line. which is okay, unless it involves anything near your penis (besides a turkey baster). ie your ass.

phyllidiafeatherbottom:

moreorlesslebian:

phyllidiafeatherbottom:

moreorlesslebian ha risposto al tuo post : You would be a lot hotter if you didn’t wear clothes at all.

you would be a lot hotter if you slathered yourself in mayo.

oh my god slather cannot be a word. holyshit.

slather (verb): to spread or apply thickly and lavishly.

well slap my ass and call me susan

you know how I just can’t resist the male posterior. especially your rumpus.

phyllidiafeatherbottom:

moreorlesslebian ha risposto al tuo post : You would be a lot hotter if you didn’t wear clothes at all.

you would be a lot hotter if you slathered yourself in mayo.

oh my god slather cannot be a word. holyshit.

slather (verb): to spread or apply thickly and lavishly.

phyllidiafeatherbottom:

hahahahah katri just texted me terrified because shes going to her first pflag tonight awwww my baby’s such a cute lesbian

I love you. but I’m a wimp.